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The Blood & Bath Movie Review
Soul Plane,
Rating 4 thumbs up the butt.
This is a movie about a new black owned and operated airline. They have one super duper Boeing 747 jumbo jet with custom appointments. Some of the appointments include a barf purple paint job, low rider wheels with hydraulic jacks (to make it jump at stop lights (err I mean at the end of the taxi way). In first class there is a dance floor, hot tub, whores, champagne, reefer (you get the picture) Business class has 1970’s style televisions all over the place and in the economy class is set up like a cross town bus with grips for those not lucky enough to get a seat.
Now, with this completely stupid idea for a movie you’re going to need a leading man who can’t act his way out of a paper bag (nobody in the film appeared to be acting anyway). Who do they get??. Who could fill shoes that big? Why Tom Arnold of course. Tom plays the part of a totally un-hip white guy traveling with his good looking wife (he divorced that fat pig he was married to after he sucked her dry). If you like big black penis jokes, this is your movie.
Your pilot is Poop Doggy Log. He had learned to fly in prison. (in a simulator) not getting any actual flight time. This becomes apparent when the plane takes off and we discover that Poop is afraid of heights. After a 5 minute screaming terror secession, Poop settles down with a spiff of ganja and a bag of mushrooms. More on that later.
The rest of the movie is a bunch of stupid situations happening to the passengers. The best part is when Tom Arnold is taking a dump and pinches a huge log. As the log hit’s the bottom of the toilet they show the plane diving 2,000 feet and regaining altitude when a flush sound is spliced in. Pretty deep stuff.
Then Poop Doggy Log accidentally eats a poison mushroom freaks out and slumps over dead. Panic sets in as they try to find the co pilot who is getting a blow job in the 1st class hot tub. He steps out of the hot tub and promptly falls on his head knocking him out cold. Now they have to find an idiot that can land the plane. They find one and manage to land in Central Park in New York only to find a cop who informs them they can’t park on the lawn.
This film is a must see. But wait until after you’re dead so it won’t seem like such a big waste of time.
Soul Plane,
Rating 4 thumbs up the butt.
This is a movie about a new black owned and operated airline. They have one super duper Boeing 747 jumbo jet with custom appointments. Some of the appointments include a barf purple paint job, low rider wheels with hydraulic jacks (to make it jump at stop lights (err I mean at the end of the taxi way). In first class there is a dance floor, hot tub, whores, champagne, reefer (you get the picture) Business class has 1970’s style televisions all over the place and in the economy class is set up like a cross town bus with grips for those not lucky enough to get a seat.
Now, with this completely stupid idea for a movie you’re going to need a leading man who can’t act his way out of a paper bag (nobody in the film appeared to be acting anyway). Who do they get??. Who could fill shoes that big? Why Tom Arnold of course. Tom plays the part of a totally un-hip white guy traveling with his good looking wife (he divorced that fat pig he was married to after he sucked her dry). If you like big black penis jokes, this is your movie.
Your pilot is Poop Doggy Log. He had learned to fly in prison. (in a simulator) not getting any actual flight time. This becomes apparent when the plane takes off and we discover that Poop is afraid of heights. After a 5 minute screaming terror secession, Poop settles down with a spiff of ganja and a bag of mushrooms. More on that later.
The rest of the movie is a bunch of stupid situations happening to the passengers. The best part is when Tom Arnold is taking a dump and pinches a huge log. As the log hit’s the bottom of the toilet they show the plane diving 2,000 feet and regaining altitude when a flush sound is spliced in. Pretty deep stuff.
Then Poop Doggy Log accidentally eats a poison mushroom freaks out and slumps over dead. Panic sets in as they try to find the co pilot who is getting a blow job in the 1st class hot tub. He steps out of the hot tub and promptly falls on his head knocking him out cold. Now they have to find an idiot that can land the plane. They find one and manage to land in Central Park in New York only to find a cop who informs them they can’t park on the lawn.
This film is a must see. But wait until after you’re dead so it won’t seem like such a big waste of time.
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