RFU 6-06
RFU 6-06 Copyright 7/06 by McCall/Zimmon/Gallagher/Sears
Disclaimer: The following program contains material that is guaranteed to offend somebody somewhere. Reader discretion is advised.
Theme Music: They’re not in tune with nature
They’re not in tune with Zen
We thought they finally went away
But now they’re back again
So now for all you folks out there
Who do not have a clue
Here now is Piston McCauffey
The host of RFU…
Piston: Radio Free Urine is on the air! Hello to all you folks out there in radio land, this is your old friend, Piston McCauffey, coming to you from the big building with the statue of naked people out front. Well the big story this week has been the courtroom drama over the lawsuit filed by The Paulie Family against Rolling Stones’ guitarist Keith Richards.
As you all know by now Paulie Family Attorney at Log, Tracy (Never Had A Nickname) McCall, filed the suit claiming that Keith Richards had stolen Paul (Refuses To Have A Nickname) Zimmon’s act by falling out of a palm tree, winding up in the hospital, and having a hole drilled in his head.
In an unexpected turn of events Judge Yul B. Hung threw the lawsuit out of court declaring it to be frivolous and silly. Judge Hung then declared Tracy to be in contempt of court when he repeatedly tried to object to dismissal of the lawsuit by shouting “Oh yeah? Well sez you!”
After being held for 12 consecutive days the judge evicted Tracy from the courthouse jail for staging a toilet strike. During the 12-day toilet strike Tracy refused to use the cell toilet, and instead simply crapped and whizzed through the bars much to the dismay of the guards who were ordered to keep an eye on him.
Once again free from captivity Tracy quickly got back with the rest of the band and headed straight for the recording studio to work on their newest song, speaking of which, let’s take a look at this week’s Top 10 Pillboard Chart:
1. I Didn’t Vomit In Your Rose Garden by The Paulie Family
2. Sodomy Time Blues by Blue Queer
3. We Stink by INSTYNC
4. Log ‘N Hole Fantasy by Bad Dumpany
5. Stools Out by Alice Pooper
6. Magical Mystery Sewer by The Dung Beetles
7. Hello, I’ll Charge You by The Whores
8. She’s A Bowel Mover by The Sir Dog Ass Quintet
9. Beat It by Michael Jacksoff
10. Dumper by Turd Eye Blind
And that’s right folks, The Paulie Family is back with another #1 song, and let’s listen to it now…
Music: I Didn't Vomit In Your Rose Garden (Sung to the tune of Rose Garden by Lynn Anderson)
I beg your pardon
I didn't vomit in your rose garden
I hit the grass somehow
There's gonna be a crop circle there now
'Cos when you gotta go, you just gotta go
The bathroom line was way to slow, and so
I beg your pardon
I didn't vomit in your rose garden.
I could puke in the garage all over your Dodge
But I am well aware that you just washed it
So I better think it over
I could do it on the floor with a mighty roar
Or I could barf on the fish in your aquarium
But then we'd have to bury them
So smile for awhile and hand me a bag
Or else you're gonna need a cleaning rag
Let's make this a positive experience if we can.
I beg your pardon
I didn't vomit in your rose garden
I hit the grass somehow
There's gonna be a crop circle there now.
I beg your pardon
I didn't vomit in your rose garden.
I could belch you a tune and probably clear the room
But that might freak you way out
And then you would want to leave
But before I have another heave
You better watch your step along the parapet
'Cos there won't always be someone there to pull you out
And you know what I'm talking about
So smile for awhile and let's be jolly
Before I launch another volley
Let's make this a positive experience if we can.
I beg your pardon
I didn't vomit in your rose garden
I hit the grass somehow
There's gonna be a crop circle there now.
Piston: And there you have it folks, the new number one song by The Paulie Family written by that bald but boldly brilliant baron of barf ballads, Tracy (Never Had A Nickname) McCall!
(Piston ponders for a moment.)
Piston: Gee, I wonder how Paul reacted to the lawsuit being thrown out of court.
(The studio door bursts open and Paul and Tracy enter the studio, both are clearly upset.)
Paul: SOME ATTORNEY AT LOG YOU TURNED OUT TO BE!!!
Tracy: What are you mad about? I’m the one that spent 12 days in jail!
Paul: Yeah? Well just how am I supposed to pay for all those yachts now?!!!
Tracy: I told you didn’t need one of every color! NOBODY OWNS A PEACH COLORED YACHT!!!
Paul: OH YEAH MR. I’VE-NEVER-OWNED-A-YACHT-SO HOW-THE-HELL- WOULD-I-KNOW??? AND WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE THAT NOBODY OWNS A PEACH COLORED YACHT???!!!
Tracy: BECAUSE IT WOULD LOOK SUNBURNED, THAT’S WHY!!!
Paul: THAT’S THE DUMBEST THING I’VE EVER HEARD YOU SAY!!!
Tracy: THAT’S WHAT YOU SAID WHEN I SAID “OH YEAH? WELL SEZ YOU!” TO THE JUDGE!!!
Paul: WELL AT THAT TIME IT WAS THE DUMBEST THING I’VE EVER HEARD YOU SAY!!! BUT NOW YOU’VE SURPASSED YOURSELF!!!
Tracy: OH YEAH MR. FARTYPANTS???!!! WELL WHY DON’T YOU EXPLAIN WHY YOU NEEDED YACHTS PAINTED MAUVE AND TIEL???!!!
Paul: I DIDN’T NEED THEM; I WANTED THEM!!! AND NOW THANKS TO YOU I CAN’T PAY FOR THEM AND THEY’LL BE REPOSSESSED!!!
Tracy: Well if you had spent more time in palm trees back during your Xanax binges we would’ve won the lawsuit! BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… NOW WE CAN’T EVEN SUE CURTIS SALGADO FOR HAVING LIVER CANCER!!!
Paul: Are you saying this is all my fault?
Tracy: I should sue you for not falling out of a tree earlier.
Paul: You can’t sue me!
Tracy: Why not?
Paul: Because you’re my Attorney at Log, it would be a conflict of interest!
Tracy: That would only be a conflict because you’re not that interesting!
(Piston decides to take a chance and interrupt.)
Piston: So, I noticed on the new song that…
Tracy & Paul: OH SHUTUP!!!
(The phone rings. It’s Ray “Gaseous” Clay, the Paulie Family Tour Bus driver.)
Piston: Radio Free Urine, you’re on the air!
Ray: Hey, somebody left a weird looking box outside the tour bus; it’s addressed to Tim.
Paul: Well then give it to Tim!
Ray: He’s not here; he’s on the road. He is the Road Manager, y’know?
Paul: I’ve never seen anybody so dedicated to the highways and bi-ways of the land. Look, just put the box in Tim’s room.
Ray: I don’t know, it sure looks mighty suspicious. What if it’s a bomb?
Paul: Don’t be ridiculous, who would want to blow us up?
(Paul and Tracy look at each other and come to the same conclusion.)
Paul & Tracy: TIPPER GORE!!!
Tracy: Quick, call the Bomb Squad!
Ray: Okay.
(Ray hangs up.)
Paul: Well this is just great! Now we’re getting bombs in the mail!
Tracy: Not necessarily, it was addressed to Tim.
Paul: What difference does that make?
Tracy: It makes a huge difference in three ways: 1. Tim’s not there, so he’s out of danger; 2. We’re not there either, so we’re not in any danger either; and 3. We’re talking about the Paulie Family Tour Bus, the most indestructible piece of machinery on the planet, so what possible damage can a bomb do?
Paul: How is it you can be so damned logical one minute and the next minute you’re getting a lawsuit thrown out of court for being frivolous and silly?
(Meanwhile, Piston notices the flashing light on his console which indicates an important breaking news story.)
Piston: Sorry to interrupt you guys but we have an important breaking news story! We take you now to our on the spot reporter, Anita Bier. Come in Anita Bier!
Anita: Piston I’m here at the Paulie Family Tour Bus where the Bomb Squad is now arriving to investigate a suspicious package that’s been delivered. Here with me now is Lieutenant Yugo Boom of the Portland Bomb Squad. Lieutenant, how will the Bomb Squad diffuse this situation?
(There’s a pause as Anita chuckles at her pun… Diffuse… Bomb Squad… get it?)
Lt. Boom: Well Anita, first we’re going to have our bomb sniffing dogs check out the mystery box.
Anita: How long did it take to train these dogs?
Lt. Boom: Actually, these are drug sniffing dogs.
Anita: Why is the Bomb Squad using drug sniffing dogs?
Lt. Boom: Both of our Bomb Sniffing dogs were run over by a DEA agent that was driving under the influence of intoxicants, so he loaned us a couple of his drug sniffing dogs to help out till we get new bomb sniffing dogs.
Anita: Do you really think they’ll be of any use for finding explosives?
Lt. Boom: Well there’s only one way to find out…
(The Lieutenant gives the signal to turn the dogs loose. The dogs begin barking hysterically as they race past the mystery box and into the tour bus and are never seen again.)
Anita: Well Lieutenant, the dogs seem to have ignored the box and run into the tour bus instead, what does that mean?
Lt. Boom: It means there’s either a bomb or drugs in that tour bus! MOVE IN!!!
(The Lieutenant and the rest of the bomb squad enter the tour bus with weapons drawn in pursuit of the dogs and are never seen again, which is a shame really because this scene had so much more potential.)
Anita: Well Piston, it looks like the Bomb Squad has entered the Paulie Family tour bus, and who knows what they might find there? Back to you Piston.
Piston: Thank you, Anita Bier! Well Paul, it looks like your tour bus is being searched. Would you care to comment on that?
(Paul and Tracy look at each other. They know exactly what might be found in the tour bus.)
Paul: Well Mr. Attorney at Log… HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GET US OUT OF THIS ONE???!!!
Tracy: No problem, they obviously didn’t find anything in the box, and they don’t have a search warrant for the tour bus. And even if they did have a search warrant, and even if they did find anything they’d still have to find their way back out of the tour bus.
Paul: Are you saying that we now have a bunch of dogs and cops lost inside of our tour bus?
Tracy: Don’t worry, there are plenty of places in the tour bus where lost dogs and cops can find a new home where they can start a new life and continue to grow and thrive.
Paul: I’m not so sure I like the idea of dogs and cops thriving in our tour bus!
Tracy: It’s okay, if they begin to overpopulate we can always just sell the tour bus.
(Paul, unable to find anything wrong in Tracy’s reasoning for the first time in quite awhile begins to see the logic.)
Paul: And if the tour bus gets pulled over for speeding we can just say that the cops are on board and we’re already in custody!
Tracy: Now you got it!
Paul: And we can pull people over and send the cops out to give them tickets!
Tracy: Bingo!
Paul: And when we can’t find any drugs we can just turn the dogs loose!
Tracy: Exactly!
(Paul thinks for a minute.)
Paul: THEN HOW IS IT YOU GOT MY LAWSUIT THROWN OUT OF COURT FOR BEING FRIVOLOUS AND SILLY???!!!
Tracy: You’re looking at it all wrong; you see there’s no judge on the tour bus.
(Paul has now completely lost the logical roll that he was on and is now confused once again. Fortunately, the phone rings again. This time it’s Tim.)
Piston: Radio Free Urine, you’re on the air!
Tim: Could somebody please put that box in my room? I’m supposed to send it on to someone else when I’m done with it.
Paul: Sorry, you weren’t home so we forwarded the box.
Tim: Forwarded it? To where?
Paul: To the side of the road; you’re the Road Manager, remember?
Tim: But…
Paul: I gotta go; I feel like pulling somebody over!
(Paul hangs up on Tim and gets up and leaves. The phone rings again. This time it’s JD.)
Piston: Radio Free Urine, you’re on the air!
JD: How come I never get any important lines to say?
Tracy: I keep telling you… If you want more lines you need to contribute more script ideas! Look… Scroll down to the closing credits, you see what it says? It says JD (Don’t Know What the D Stands For) Sears, Paul’s Spiritual Advisor, Conga Player, and SCRIPT IDEAS!!! NOW IF YOU WANT MORE LINES TO SAY THEN START CONTRIBUTING MORE IDEAS!!!
(Tracy hangs up on JD and gets up and leaves.)
Piston: Well Gee, I didn’t get a chance to mention that the new song was sung by that beautiful blond bombshell of the Brass Bras, Raisin Blisters. Oh well, that’s all the time we have for today’s show, so be sure to tune in again for Radio Free Urine!
THE END
Credits: Tracy (Never Had A Nickname) McCall
Head Writer, Singer, Songwriter,
Attorney at Log
Paul (Refuses To Have A Nickname) Zimmon
Band Leader, Lead and Rhythm Guitars,
Script Ideas.
Tim (Has Too Many Nicknames) Gallagher
Road Manager, Script Ideas.
JD (Don’t Know What The D Stands For) Sears
Paul’s Spiritual Advisor, Conga Player,
Script Ideas.
Also appearing were Ray (Gaseous) Clay and Anita Bier.
The song I Didn’t Vomit In Your Rose Garden was sung by Raisin Blisters.
Disclaimer: The following program contains material that is guaranteed to offend somebody somewhere. Reader discretion is advised.
Theme Music: They’re not in tune with nature
They’re not in tune with Zen
We thought they finally went away
But now they’re back again
So now for all you folks out there
Who do not have a clue
Here now is Piston McCauffey
The host of RFU…
Piston: Radio Free Urine is on the air! Hello to all you folks out there in radio land, this is your old friend, Piston McCauffey, coming to you from the big building with the statue of naked people out front. Well the big story this week has been the courtroom drama over the lawsuit filed by The Paulie Family against Rolling Stones’ guitarist Keith Richards.
As you all know by now Paulie Family Attorney at Log, Tracy (Never Had A Nickname) McCall, filed the suit claiming that Keith Richards had stolen Paul (Refuses To Have A Nickname) Zimmon’s act by falling out of a palm tree, winding up in the hospital, and having a hole drilled in his head.
In an unexpected turn of events Judge Yul B. Hung threw the lawsuit out of court declaring it to be frivolous and silly. Judge Hung then declared Tracy to be in contempt of court when he repeatedly tried to object to dismissal of the lawsuit by shouting “Oh yeah? Well sez you!”
After being held for 12 consecutive days the judge evicted Tracy from the courthouse jail for staging a toilet strike. During the 12-day toilet strike Tracy refused to use the cell toilet, and instead simply crapped and whizzed through the bars much to the dismay of the guards who were ordered to keep an eye on him.
Once again free from captivity Tracy quickly got back with the rest of the band and headed straight for the recording studio to work on their newest song, speaking of which, let’s take a look at this week’s Top 10 Pillboard Chart:
1. I Didn’t Vomit In Your Rose Garden by The Paulie Family
2. Sodomy Time Blues by Blue Queer
3. We Stink by INSTYNC
4. Log ‘N Hole Fantasy by Bad Dumpany
5. Stools Out by Alice Pooper
6. Magical Mystery Sewer by The Dung Beetles
7. Hello, I’ll Charge You by The Whores
8. She’s A Bowel Mover by The Sir Dog Ass Quintet
9. Beat It by Michael Jacksoff
10. Dumper by Turd Eye Blind
And that’s right folks, The Paulie Family is back with another #1 song, and let’s listen to it now…
Music: I Didn't Vomit In Your Rose Garden (Sung to the tune of Rose Garden by Lynn Anderson)
I beg your pardon
I didn't vomit in your rose garden
I hit the grass somehow
There's gonna be a crop circle there now
'Cos when you gotta go, you just gotta go
The bathroom line was way to slow, and so
I beg your pardon
I didn't vomit in your rose garden.
I could puke in the garage all over your Dodge
But I am well aware that you just washed it
So I better think it over
I could do it on the floor with a mighty roar
Or I could barf on the fish in your aquarium
But then we'd have to bury them
So smile for awhile and hand me a bag
Or else you're gonna need a cleaning rag
Let's make this a positive experience if we can.
I beg your pardon
I didn't vomit in your rose garden
I hit the grass somehow
There's gonna be a crop circle there now.
I beg your pardon
I didn't vomit in your rose garden.
I could belch you a tune and probably clear the room
But that might freak you way out
And then you would want to leave
But before I have another heave
You better watch your step along the parapet
'Cos there won't always be someone there to pull you out
And you know what I'm talking about
So smile for awhile and let's be jolly
Before I launch another volley
Let's make this a positive experience if we can.
I beg your pardon
I didn't vomit in your rose garden
I hit the grass somehow
There's gonna be a crop circle there now.
Piston: And there you have it folks, the new number one song by The Paulie Family written by that bald but boldly brilliant baron of barf ballads, Tracy (Never Had A Nickname) McCall!
(Piston ponders for a moment.)
Piston: Gee, I wonder how Paul reacted to the lawsuit being thrown out of court.
(The studio door bursts open and Paul and Tracy enter the studio, both are clearly upset.)
Paul: SOME ATTORNEY AT LOG YOU TURNED OUT TO BE!!!
Tracy: What are you mad about? I’m the one that spent 12 days in jail!
Paul: Yeah? Well just how am I supposed to pay for all those yachts now?!!!
Tracy: I told you didn’t need one of every color! NOBODY OWNS A PEACH COLORED YACHT!!!
Paul: OH YEAH MR. I’VE-NEVER-OWNED-A-YACHT-SO HOW-THE-HELL- WOULD-I-KNOW??? AND WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE THAT NOBODY OWNS A PEACH COLORED YACHT???!!!
Tracy: BECAUSE IT WOULD LOOK SUNBURNED, THAT’S WHY!!!
Paul: THAT’S THE DUMBEST THING I’VE EVER HEARD YOU SAY!!!
Tracy: THAT’S WHAT YOU SAID WHEN I SAID “OH YEAH? WELL SEZ YOU!” TO THE JUDGE!!!
Paul: WELL AT THAT TIME IT WAS THE DUMBEST THING I’VE EVER HEARD YOU SAY!!! BUT NOW YOU’VE SURPASSED YOURSELF!!!
Tracy: OH YEAH MR. FARTYPANTS???!!! WELL WHY DON’T YOU EXPLAIN WHY YOU NEEDED YACHTS PAINTED MAUVE AND TIEL???!!!
Paul: I DIDN’T NEED THEM; I WANTED THEM!!! AND NOW THANKS TO YOU I CAN’T PAY FOR THEM AND THEY’LL BE REPOSSESSED!!!
Tracy: Well if you had spent more time in palm trees back during your Xanax binges we would’ve won the lawsuit! BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… NOW WE CAN’T EVEN SUE CURTIS SALGADO FOR HAVING LIVER CANCER!!!
Paul: Are you saying this is all my fault?
Tracy: I should sue you for not falling out of a tree earlier.
Paul: You can’t sue me!
Tracy: Why not?
Paul: Because you’re my Attorney at Log, it would be a conflict of interest!
Tracy: That would only be a conflict because you’re not that interesting!
(Piston decides to take a chance and interrupt.)
Piston: So, I noticed on the new song that…
Tracy & Paul: OH SHUTUP!!!
(The phone rings. It’s Ray “Gaseous” Clay, the Paulie Family Tour Bus driver.)
Piston: Radio Free Urine, you’re on the air!
Ray: Hey, somebody left a weird looking box outside the tour bus; it’s addressed to Tim.
Paul: Well then give it to Tim!
Ray: He’s not here; he’s on the road. He is the Road Manager, y’know?
Paul: I’ve never seen anybody so dedicated to the highways and bi-ways of the land. Look, just put the box in Tim’s room.
Ray: I don’t know, it sure looks mighty suspicious. What if it’s a bomb?
Paul: Don’t be ridiculous, who would want to blow us up?
(Paul and Tracy look at each other and come to the same conclusion.)
Paul & Tracy: TIPPER GORE!!!
Tracy: Quick, call the Bomb Squad!
Ray: Okay.
(Ray hangs up.)
Paul: Well this is just great! Now we’re getting bombs in the mail!
Tracy: Not necessarily, it was addressed to Tim.
Paul: What difference does that make?
Tracy: It makes a huge difference in three ways: 1. Tim’s not there, so he’s out of danger; 2. We’re not there either, so we’re not in any danger either; and 3. We’re talking about the Paulie Family Tour Bus, the most indestructible piece of machinery on the planet, so what possible damage can a bomb do?
Paul: How is it you can be so damned logical one minute and the next minute you’re getting a lawsuit thrown out of court for being frivolous and silly?
(Meanwhile, Piston notices the flashing light on his console which indicates an important breaking news story.)
Piston: Sorry to interrupt you guys but we have an important breaking news story! We take you now to our on the spot reporter, Anita Bier. Come in Anita Bier!
Anita: Piston I’m here at the Paulie Family Tour Bus where the Bomb Squad is now arriving to investigate a suspicious package that’s been delivered. Here with me now is Lieutenant Yugo Boom of the Portland Bomb Squad. Lieutenant, how will the Bomb Squad diffuse this situation?
(There’s a pause as Anita chuckles at her pun… Diffuse… Bomb Squad… get it?)
Lt. Boom: Well Anita, first we’re going to have our bomb sniffing dogs check out the mystery box.
Anita: How long did it take to train these dogs?
Lt. Boom: Actually, these are drug sniffing dogs.
Anita: Why is the Bomb Squad using drug sniffing dogs?
Lt. Boom: Both of our Bomb Sniffing dogs were run over by a DEA agent that was driving under the influence of intoxicants, so he loaned us a couple of his drug sniffing dogs to help out till we get new bomb sniffing dogs.
Anita: Do you really think they’ll be of any use for finding explosives?
Lt. Boom: Well there’s only one way to find out…
(The Lieutenant gives the signal to turn the dogs loose. The dogs begin barking hysterically as they race past the mystery box and into the tour bus and are never seen again.)
Anita: Well Lieutenant, the dogs seem to have ignored the box and run into the tour bus instead, what does that mean?
Lt. Boom: It means there’s either a bomb or drugs in that tour bus! MOVE IN!!!
(The Lieutenant and the rest of the bomb squad enter the tour bus with weapons drawn in pursuit of the dogs and are never seen again, which is a shame really because this scene had so much more potential.)
Anita: Well Piston, it looks like the Bomb Squad has entered the Paulie Family tour bus, and who knows what they might find there? Back to you Piston.
Piston: Thank you, Anita Bier! Well Paul, it looks like your tour bus is being searched. Would you care to comment on that?
(Paul and Tracy look at each other. They know exactly what might be found in the tour bus.)
Paul: Well Mr. Attorney at Log… HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GET US OUT OF THIS ONE???!!!
Tracy: No problem, they obviously didn’t find anything in the box, and they don’t have a search warrant for the tour bus. And even if they did have a search warrant, and even if they did find anything they’d still have to find their way back out of the tour bus.
Paul: Are you saying that we now have a bunch of dogs and cops lost inside of our tour bus?
Tracy: Don’t worry, there are plenty of places in the tour bus where lost dogs and cops can find a new home where they can start a new life and continue to grow and thrive.
Paul: I’m not so sure I like the idea of dogs and cops thriving in our tour bus!
Tracy: It’s okay, if they begin to overpopulate we can always just sell the tour bus.
(Paul, unable to find anything wrong in Tracy’s reasoning for the first time in quite awhile begins to see the logic.)
Paul: And if the tour bus gets pulled over for speeding we can just say that the cops are on board and we’re already in custody!
Tracy: Now you got it!
Paul: And we can pull people over and send the cops out to give them tickets!
Tracy: Bingo!
Paul: And when we can’t find any drugs we can just turn the dogs loose!
Tracy: Exactly!
(Paul thinks for a minute.)
Paul: THEN HOW IS IT YOU GOT MY LAWSUIT THROWN OUT OF COURT FOR BEING FRIVOLOUS AND SILLY???!!!
Tracy: You’re looking at it all wrong; you see there’s no judge on the tour bus.
(Paul has now completely lost the logical roll that he was on and is now confused once again. Fortunately, the phone rings again. This time it’s Tim.)
Piston: Radio Free Urine, you’re on the air!
Tim: Could somebody please put that box in my room? I’m supposed to send it on to someone else when I’m done with it.
Paul: Sorry, you weren’t home so we forwarded the box.
Tim: Forwarded it? To where?
Paul: To the side of the road; you’re the Road Manager, remember?
Tim: But…
Paul: I gotta go; I feel like pulling somebody over!
(Paul hangs up on Tim and gets up and leaves. The phone rings again. This time it’s JD.)
Piston: Radio Free Urine, you’re on the air!
JD: How come I never get any important lines to say?
Tracy: I keep telling you… If you want more lines you need to contribute more script ideas! Look… Scroll down to the closing credits, you see what it says? It says JD (Don’t Know What the D Stands For) Sears, Paul’s Spiritual Advisor, Conga Player, and SCRIPT IDEAS!!! NOW IF YOU WANT MORE LINES TO SAY THEN START CONTRIBUTING MORE IDEAS!!!
(Tracy hangs up on JD and gets up and leaves.)
Piston: Well Gee, I didn’t get a chance to mention that the new song was sung by that beautiful blond bombshell of the Brass Bras, Raisin Blisters. Oh well, that’s all the time we have for today’s show, so be sure to tune in again for Radio Free Urine!
THE END
Credits: Tracy (Never Had A Nickname) McCall
Head Writer, Singer, Songwriter,
Attorney at Log
Paul (Refuses To Have A Nickname) Zimmon
Band Leader, Lead and Rhythm Guitars,
Script Ideas.
Tim (Has Too Many Nicknames) Gallagher
Road Manager, Script Ideas.
JD (Don’t Know What The D Stands For) Sears
Paul’s Spiritual Advisor, Conga Player,
Script Ideas.
Also appearing were Ray (Gaseous) Clay and Anita Bier.
The song I Didn’t Vomit In Your Rose Garden was sung by Raisin Blisters.
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