The Blazers Stink
The Blazers Stink (Hosted by Angry Bald Man)
Yes, that’s right folks, the Portland Trailblazers stink. Just how stinky are they? Well let’s examine the facts:
1. They finished the season with a record of 21-61, the stinkiest record in the entire NBA.
2. Even the Los Angeles Clippers, one of the stinkiest teams in the history of the NBA, finished with a better record than the Blazers.
3. They lost their last 8 games in a row, and 33 of their last 37 games.
4. They averaged 88.8 points per game versus 98.3 for their opponents.
5. 8 out of 14 Blazers shot less than 70% from the free throw line for the season.
6. 4 out of 14 Blazers shot less than 30% from 3-point range for the season.
7. Their leader in assists only averaged 4.5 per game.
8. Only 3 Blazers played in more than 70 games this season.
9. Despite Nate McMillan having previous success as an NBA coach, a coach is only as good as the players he has available.
And so the question remains… What good has come of all this? Well for one thing, the Blazers didn’t make the playoffs, so now we don’t have to see or hear about how stinky they are until next season.
Tracy (Never Had A Nickname) McCall
Head Writer
Singer, Songwriter,
Attorney at Log
Paulie Family Productions
Yes, that’s right folks, the Portland Trailblazers stink. Just how stinky are they? Well let’s examine the facts:
1. They finished the season with a record of 21-61, the stinkiest record in the entire NBA.
2. Even the Los Angeles Clippers, one of the stinkiest teams in the history of the NBA, finished with a better record than the Blazers.
3. They lost their last 8 games in a row, and 33 of their last 37 games.
4. They averaged 88.8 points per game versus 98.3 for their opponents.
5. 8 out of 14 Blazers shot less than 70% from the free throw line for the season.
6. 4 out of 14 Blazers shot less than 30% from 3-point range for the season.
7. Their leader in assists only averaged 4.5 per game.
8. Only 3 Blazers played in more than 70 games this season.
9. Despite Nate McMillan having previous success as an NBA coach, a coach is only as good as the players he has available.
And so the question remains… What good has come of all this? Well for one thing, the Blazers didn’t make the playoffs, so now we don’t have to see or hear about how stinky they are until next season.
Tracy (Never Had A Nickname) McCall
Head Writer
Singer, Songwriter,
Attorney at Log
Paulie Family Productions
posted by The Paulie Family at 11:54 AM
2 Comments:
I laughed like your mommy laughs at your pee- pee
Dear Anonymous,
Could you please be more specific? I had two mommies and one laughs a lot harder than the other one.
Tracy (Never Had A Nickname) McCall
Head Writer,
Singer, Songwriter,
Attorney at Log
Paulie Family Productions
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