Introducing the band members
And now to introduce you to the band members. On lead and rhythm guitars we have our founder and reluctant band leader, Paul (refuses to have a nickname) Zimmon. He's just out of rehab and cruisin for a bruzin.
On vocals and skin flute, our song writer and head of the writing department, Tracy(never had a nickname)McCall.
On bass,,,,the great Enos (The mad flasher of Edinburgh) McPenis all the way from Scotland.
On drums,,,,,I. Jess Letwun (by the odor it seems he really did)
On horns,,,,,,The Brass Bras, featuring Anita Bonghit, Raisin Blisters, and Helena Bucket.
Now there are many more people who play a support role. We'll get into their bios another time. (soon)
Stay tuned for our first episode of the new year. and stay tuned for some golden oldies.
On vocals and skin flute, our song writer and head of the writing department, Tracy(never had a nickname)McCall.
On bass,,,,the great Enos (The mad flasher of Edinburgh) McPenis all the way from Scotland.
On drums,,,,,I. Jess Letwun (by the odor it seems he really did)
On horns,,,,,,The Brass Bras, featuring Anita Bonghit, Raisin Blisters, and Helena Bucket.
Now there are many more people who play a support role. We'll get into their bios another time. (soon)
Stay tuned for our first episode of the new year. and stay tuned for some golden oldies.
posted by The Paulie Family at 9:04 AM
6 Comments:
Are you the same guys that killed my dog ? You and that god damn tour bus. I get even with you guys someday. Can't do it now. I am drunk yeah man, I'm drunk
Uuuuuuuuuuuh... No. That was another imaginary band that looks just like us.
Would the Paulie Family be able to perform at an imaginary event this May in Arizona? Make sure that sexy JD comes with you this imaginary tour, he's *hot*.
Paul, you never told me that JD is a bigger egomaniac than we are.
Y'know, normally I'd complain about Arizona being too hot, but since it's an imaginary event I'm sure there will be plenty of imaginary shade.
Tracy (Never Had A Nickname) McCall
Head Writer, Singer, Songwriter,
Attorney at Log
Paulie Family Productions
I was speaking with my imaginary friend last night who told me of an imaginary band that was going on tour. Just as he was about to tell me the tour dates, five cops ran up and tackled me putting me in a straight jacket.... and they took my tickle-me-elmo doll. Luckily they didn't rip my pink panties... Another guy in my group therapy told me how to find you. He said he saw you in the 80's with DEVO.... Can you tell me the tour dates...
Dear Anonymous,
We actually prefer not to announce our tour dates because whenever we do a crowd of people shows up, and we really can’t stand crowds. However, over the years we’ve adopted methods of getting around the crowd problem.
One way we avoid crowds at our concerts is to schedule the entire tour in one place. This is much more convenient for all of the band members because we don’t actually have to go anywhere, and the fans are left to fend for themselves as far as figuring out the logistics of how to attend.
Another way that we avoid crowds at our concerts is that we force all of the non-smokers to go outside and not smoke. This is far more convenient for the fans, as well as the band members, that do smoke. And since we’re tired of all those whiny ass non-smokers making rules against us smoking in restaurants, bars, and even bus stops, it only seems fair to us that they should have to stand outside with the rest of their non-smoking friends so that the rest of us can enjoy the show.
As far as your friend seeing us back in the ‘80s, that was actually my old imaginary band which was known as The Rip City Creamers which featured myself, Ronald (George) Smith, Charles (Fat Ass) Jones, Lok, and Awesome (Awes) Possum.
Tracy (Never Had A Nickname) McCAll
Head Writer,
Singer, Songwriter,
Attorney at Log
Paulie Family Productions
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