Message to all Spammers
Well thanks to all you Spammers out there Tracy has assigned me to deal with you bastards. THANKS A LOT!!! Like I really needed this freakin’ job. Oh sure, Tracy tried to be reasonable. He tried to be polite. He tried to take the time to reply to each and every one of you bungholes with patience and courtesy, and he even gave you the chance to remove your spam links.
BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You had to keep right on posting your spam links with clever little messages like “I really like the photos” and “I found your blog very informative.” WAKE UP ASSHOLES!!! NONE OF US HERE WERE BORN IN 1980!!! THERE ARE NO GODDAMN PHOTOS ANYWHERE ON THIS BLOG!!! And telling us how much you like the photos only tells us that you’re not even reading any of this; you’re just blindly posting your fake messages and attaching your freakin’ spam links like we’re not going to notice.
Oh sure, it’s theoretically possible to find some things on here informative, such as The Blood & Bath Movie Reviews and Ask Log, BUT THAT’S NO EXCUSE OR INVITATION TO POST YOUR STUPID ASS SPAM LINKS!!! If any of you cornholers took the time to actually read any of the material on this blog you’d notice that only one person has been allowed to have a spam link posted, and that’s because that person actually did a little bit of research and then took the time to title the spam link “Hemorrhoid Treatment Using Nitroglycerin.” And lo and behold the link really does take you to a web site that promotes this wonderful new breakthrough in science. NOW THAT’S SPAM WORTH POSTING!!! NOBODY HERE IS INTERESTED IN BIBLE SALES, TRAVEL BROCHURES, YARD AND GARDEN EQUIPMENT, KIDDIE PORN, OR INTERNET PHARMACIES THAT ONLY SELL DRUGS THAT DON’T ACTUALLY GET YOU HIGH, AND WE’RE SURE AS HELL NOT INTERESTED IN SEEKING TREATMENT FOR ANY OF OUR DEPENDENCIES!!!
And so thanks to all of you dick breaths now I have to sit here and do nothing except watch for your stupid ass meaningless messages with your spam links cleverly slipped in because you actually think we won’t notice. And now your messages and your spam links will be deleted without any more forethought than it takes to scratch my fat hairy white Anglo-Saxon ass. THANKS A LOT YOU TURD DEVOURING PROPHYLACTICS!!!
Sincerely pissed at you and all your relatives,
Angry Bald Man
BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You had to keep right on posting your spam links with clever little messages like “I really like the photos” and “I found your blog very informative.” WAKE UP ASSHOLES!!! NONE OF US HERE WERE BORN IN 1980!!! THERE ARE NO GODDAMN PHOTOS ANYWHERE ON THIS BLOG!!! And telling us how much you like the photos only tells us that you’re not even reading any of this; you’re just blindly posting your fake messages and attaching your freakin’ spam links like we’re not going to notice.
Oh sure, it’s theoretically possible to find some things on here informative, such as The Blood & Bath Movie Reviews and Ask Log, BUT THAT’S NO EXCUSE OR INVITATION TO POST YOUR STUPID ASS SPAM LINKS!!! If any of you cornholers took the time to actually read any of the material on this blog you’d notice that only one person has been allowed to have a spam link posted, and that’s because that person actually did a little bit of research and then took the time to title the spam link “Hemorrhoid Treatment Using Nitroglycerin.” And lo and behold the link really does take you to a web site that promotes this wonderful new breakthrough in science. NOW THAT’S SPAM WORTH POSTING!!! NOBODY HERE IS INTERESTED IN BIBLE SALES, TRAVEL BROCHURES, YARD AND GARDEN EQUIPMENT, KIDDIE PORN, OR INTERNET PHARMACIES THAT ONLY SELL DRUGS THAT DON’T ACTUALLY GET YOU HIGH, AND WE’RE SURE AS HELL NOT INTERESTED IN SEEKING TREATMENT FOR ANY OF OUR DEPENDENCIES!!!
And so thanks to all of you dick breaths now I have to sit here and do nothing except watch for your stupid ass meaningless messages with your spam links cleverly slipped in because you actually think we won’t notice. And now your messages and your spam links will be deleted without any more forethought than it takes to scratch my fat hairy white Anglo-Saxon ass. THANKS A LOT YOU TURD DEVOURING PROPHYLACTICS!!!
Sincerely pissed at you and all your relatives,
Angry Bald Man
posted by The Paulie Family at 4:40 PM
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