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Andy J writes in and asks:

Dear Log, can you place your brown eye over this and pass comment.



Dear Andy,

I AM LOG!!! There’s that old saying “A turd in the hand is worth poo in the bush.” However, according to the headline “Bush is crap”, this would mean that Bush is actually the poo that is worth the turd in the hand. This is not a good thing because you should never take the log into your own hands.

Unfortunately the photo didn't copy over and the rest of the text is too small to read, but I assume it’s about a bunch of people that all agree with the headline, which doesn’t leave a whole lot of room for humorous speculation. Folks, you see what happens when you bring your own props on the show?

I AM LOG!!! Don’t tread on me.

Tracy (Never Had A Nickname) McCall
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