Angry Bald Man Gets Counseling

We interrupt this program to bring you a breaking story from the RFU News Desk. Here now is Piston McCauffey.

Piston: Hello to all you folks out there in radio land! This is your old friend, Piston McCauffey with a breaking news story. It has been reported that beloved Paulie Family character, Angry Bald Man is getting counseling for Anger Management. When asked how he’s progressing with his counseling Angry Bald Man replied “I’VE ONLY HAD ONE FUCKING COUNSELING SESSION SO FAR; GIVE ME A BREAK GODDAMMIT!!!”

We’ll have more on this story as it develops. We return you now to our regularly scheduled program.

Music: Are crop circles really for real?
Can the answer be all that hard?
Are they really made by aliens,
Or did someone throw up in the yard?

Tracy: Banjo solo!

Paul: I don’t play the banjo you bastard!

Tracy: Sorry, guitar solo…